It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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