Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
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I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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