We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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