Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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