Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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