nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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