What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
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I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Just pee around me
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
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Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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