Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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