it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
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Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
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I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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