Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
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Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
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I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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