i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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