Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
