so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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