How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Randomize
