So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize