is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
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