Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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