and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Bang-toberfest begins!!
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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