You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
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I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
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The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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