I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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