god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
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i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
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drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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