so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
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you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
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She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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