We're facebook friends in real life
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
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I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
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Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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