There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
