We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
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A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I just want to make out with him forever
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
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He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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