If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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