i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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