You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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