I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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