I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
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im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
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I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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