it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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