Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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