Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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