I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
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He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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