im gay
i know
yea but for you.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
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I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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