that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Two words: blizzard sex
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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