do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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