i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
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How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
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At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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