So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
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my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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