I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
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