I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I hate all girls vehemently.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
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i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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