just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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