just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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