Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
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He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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