that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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