One girl and one boy is just not enough.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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