Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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