you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Pooping to opera.
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