rhymes with "ouble enetration"
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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