Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Randomize
