My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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