did you get engaged???
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I'm like, not good at living.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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