I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
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I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
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Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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