omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
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just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
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The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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