I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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